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Man arrested on rooftop dressed as Batman; I have a solid alibi May 12, 2011

Posted by Robot Shakespeare Co in Awesome.
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I can provide witnesses and records that I was nowhere near Petoskey Michigan when this man was arrested (after being rescued from a rooftop). It seems he was trespassing, and almost got himself killed. I think they will probably end up charging him with impersonating an awesome character, too. If that’s not a crime, it should be.
He had a can of mace, lead-lined gloves, and a collapsible metal baton, which constitutes a decent set of weapons for some hand-to-hand combat. Fortunately, the whole thing was busted up before he tried out any combat moves on the criminal underbelly of Petoskey MI.

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