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What’s wrong with Chicago? May 9, 2011

Posted by Robot Shakespeare Co in Awesome.
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Two seperate incidents happened within hours of each other on planes heading to Chicago. In one, a guy got up and tried to open the door. He got wrestled to the ground.
In the other, a guy tried to rush the cockpit. He got wrestled to the ground, too. Authorities say that neither man appears to be connected to any terrorist outfits, and that supposition is borne out in how back-assward stupid they both appear to be.
Fellas, if you didn’t want to go to Chicago, you shouldn’t have gotten on the plane.

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