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Epic Double Fail April 7, 2011

Posted by Robot Shakespeare Co in Awesome.
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Samuel McMaster Jr of Albuquerque New Mexico is a doofus.

He was an insurance agent who bilked 23 people out of about $450k. Cause he is a jerk. Then he got busted. Fail.
Then he swore he’d get the money back, so the prosecuter said they’d go easy on him if he paid everyone back. To do this, he figured his best option was to win one (or several) poker tournaments. He lost.

So the lessons here are:
1. Don’t rob from people.
2. If you really insist on robbing people, don’t get caught.
3. If you get caught, have a plan to make restitution.
4. Don’t have that plan be asinine.



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