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Man cuts off alligator tail with trusty “Taco Bell pants” knife. April 1, 2011

Posted by Robot Shakespeare Co in Awesome.
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So a guy is accused of cutting 50 inch tail off of an alligator. That’s not the weird part.

He apparently hit the gator over the head and used a knife to remove its tail. He was sure to explain to the officers who pulled him over (speeding and broken tail-light; tail-light, get it!) that he used the knife that he kept in his “Taco Bell pants”.

Does he work at Taco Bell? It is not yet determined. But he has Taco Bell pants, and he keeps a knife in them.

So you just go about your Friday now.

Oh, and there is a charge for killing an alligator out of season, or without a permit, or some such thing.

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